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Wanker

A person who is a lame and cant get a girlfriend so he spends all his time masturbating.
He isnt going out with her. He is a wanker for fucks sake!
by anonymous August 24, 2023
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Big Fat Wanker Dyke

This is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. This can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.

They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.

The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
"Look at that Big Fat Wanker Dyke eating everyone's leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total bellend."

"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
by J Bizzness Time August 22, 2011
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Wanker

You are like lumo( a wanker)
by Penis lover 69999999 June 25, 2022
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porsche wanker

porsche wanker is a likeable down to earth guy into german sports cars
i would rather be a porsche wanker than a ferrari f-wit, no one likes them !
by razr rsr March 17, 2020
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wanker's dick

Noun. When a piece of tissue is stuck to the knob of a penis. Commonly as a result of careless masturbation and/or cleaning up after sexual intercourse.
Girl: what's that on your dick?

Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!
by sex kitten 69 August 21, 2016
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orchard wanker

A person that HAS TO HAVE all their tech products branded Apple
Johnny is such an orchard wanker
by Icedevimon November 27, 2021
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wankers

people who say they are 'protected' but then demand other people be sacked and locked up to 'keep them safe'. - Alexandra Marshall
Vaccinated to unvaccinated: Hey, quit being a threat to my health by refusing to be injected with the stuff that's supposed to protect me from the virus that I was injected for!
Unvaccinated's response to Vaccinated: Forget it you wankers!!! Use your brains. If the vaccine works then my health condition won't affect yours at all because you're supposedly protected from the virus. Besides, my body my choice.
by anonymous September 18, 2021
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