The act or state of being horny constantly. It often comes from being aroused by simple things or objects you see in everyday life, such as a chair. This condition cannot be controlled, nor cured.
Garret cannot go to the mall with his friends, in fear of getting an embarrassing boner from his Constinuous Horniness.
by ThatGoesInMyPants November 14, 2010
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lexus: oh... my... fucking god.... you erupted all over the room, there's a dent in the wall from your blast!!
stefan: that's what happens when you're rig horny.
stefan: that's what happens when you're rig horny.
by mr_grotesk August 21, 2016
Get the rig horny mug.When someone acts horny towards another person but, depending on how the other person reacts, they will either change what they mean to make it seem not horny or continue being horny
P-1 "I'm so tired man"
P-2 "you should sleep with me then😏"
P-1 "uh"
P-2 " I mean like a sleepover, nothing dirty"
P-3 " I think you have Schrodinger's horniness "
P-2 "you should sleep with me then😏"
P-1 "uh"
P-2 " I mean like a sleepover, nothing dirty"
P-3 " I think you have Schrodinger's horniness "
by noodlezzzz43 August 11, 2022
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A horny lawyer is always present.
A horny lawyer is always present.
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023
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jack’s friends: ohhh no you’re being a hopeless horny rn
jack’s friends: ohhh no you’re being a hopeless horny rn
by himynameisjack717 May 30, 2022
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