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Miley Cyrus 

Where do i start,

- first of all she is a role model to many kids
- attracts 6-12 year old (these kids look up to her).. they need to stop though
- if these kids look up to her they will be a stripper by the age 16, won't be a virgin at 16 either
- the show 16 and pregnant would get there own channel because they would have soooo many girls to put on it
- the future generation in life will be a disaster, by this time it won't even be needed to put on clothes.. a bra and a thong would be appropriate to go hang out in, go shopping, and much more
- it would be normal for 16 year olds to have babies at that point yes BABIESSS (see the s)
16 year old kid: mommy
mom: yesss
16 year old: i am pregnant
mom: i told you not to look up to miley cyrus
16 year old: i don't want a baby i am too young
mom: you should of listened to me
Miley Cyrus by Haterrrrrrr10011 April 20, 2010

Miley Cyrus 

The girl you see licking hammers in every Walmart you go to.
Yo, that girl, she lick like Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus by Cloud 9 Education November 4, 2014
Not, yours
yo that your stapler?
yeah its mine
can i have it?
no

why

its mine
Mine by homo-alien February 21, 2017
Slut who loves to eat pussys and tittys all day- carpet muncher, well love that- add up a miley bc she will send you nudes
Jessie: “my miley asked me if she can eat my pussy
Katie: shes a slut, btw she already ate mine
Miley by Mia.khalfia April 28, 2020

Icy Mikey 

i·cy Mikey   ahy-see Show IPA
adjective, i·ci·er, i·ci·est of Mikey
1.
The act of producing a bowel movement in a Wendy's "to go bag" and placing the shit wrapped in the bag in the freezer. Wait two and a half months. Then remove it with care from the wrapping, and fuck the shit out of the bitch that cheated on you or fucked with your head or emotions in any such manor.
My wife was pregnant but it turned out not to be mine, it was Gregs kid, Greg is ]my pet cat]... So I gave her a good old fashioned Icy Mikey
Icy Mikey by vanXname October 6, 2012

I’m yours, you’re mine, everything’s good 

It means that you’re fucking lit and you’re having a great fucking time!
True love: I love you
Me: “I’m yours, you’re mine, everything’s good

Miley Cyrus 

Some chick who got her fame on the Disney Channel. She's more commonly known as Hannah Montana and is much worse of a musical artist than her father Billie Ray Cyrus. Unlike Billie boy though she does NOT actually preform at her concerts she merely walks around stage holding a mic to her mouth and lip syncs. She is loved by 11-16 year old girls (and some guys) who haven't ever heard real music. She is known to have once dated Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers, who again are another Disney Channel band who don't actually play the music they claim to, they just pretend.
11 year old girl with no life: Hey did you here the new Hannah Montana / Miley Cyrus song on the Disney Channel?!?!?

Straight guy of any age: No I haven't because I listen to real music and I don't watch the Disney Channel. Did you hear Marilyn Manson's new single on the radio?

11 year old girl with no life: Who?
Miley Cyrus by TRUSTEVIX BIZZNICH September 12, 2009