Phone Dead

When you don't answer your cell phone for a couple days because you are sick of having to talk to people, and all your friends think you are dead, but you really just needed a break from it all

Jane: Where were you last weekend John? I called you a million times and you never answered or returned my call, everyone thought you were dead!?!

John: Yeah..I was phone dead last weekend, I just couldn't take it anymore, but I'm back baby!!

by Sagemuffin January 4, 2010

dead stalk

A (still-lit) cigarette that is almost down to the filter.

Save me a drag on your dead stalk, mate.

by Giant Haystacks April 6, 2006

Dead By Daylight

A video game that gives out free brain aneurisms every 60 seconds because of your shit teammates that can’t hit a skill check.

Demi: Yo I play dead by daylight

John: Please get some help

Demi: You want to hear about the perk soul guard?

John: Demi, you’ve been talking to me for 2 straight hours.

Demi: But you haven’t heard about the perk kindred yet

John:*goes insane* REEEEEEEEEeEeEEEeEeE

John:*dies*

by Deetz big nuts January 30, 2022

awake dead

It is that strange thing when you are awake but can't move at all for the first few minutes after you wake up.

This morning I was awake dead and I was scared.

by Uniquelionheart December 22, 2010

dead pop

1) Broke
2) Drunk to the point of passing out; heavily intoxicated.

1) You in on this hand? Nah, I'm dead pop.
2) You went clubbing last night? Yeah, I was dead pop.

by Killa Cley May 30, 2006

dead pussy

it means when a girl has a weird lookin pussy and it stinks

man! this girl i met last night had a dead pussy!!

by bubba_dank January 23, 2019

Calling in dead

Getting time off of work by using the imagined death or illness of a family member; usually one not liked such as a mother in law.

Essentially calling in dead is thjs: I can't make it in today, my mother-in-law (grandmother, grandfather, father-in-law, sister-in-law, etc...,) has just died. I'll need a few days.

by Pie'o'Pah January 18, 2010