Callum Wood

Writer of the Cha Cha Slide

Callum Wood wrote the Cha Cha Slide

by notcallumwood September 18, 2014

jack woods

sick cunt. gets all the bitches

Jack woods got all the bitches wet

by yessir.com.epic September 14, 2020

wood slanga

Slanging dick. A hard dick. Anything that pertains to using a dick sexually

My man is a certified wood slanga

by Kikaloo February 18, 2022

Mourning Wood

the expression of deep sorrow for someone who has passed, shown by having a boner

My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.

by GabePriest January 22, 2018

wood-pus

Wood-pus stands for wooden pussy: a wooden pussy means a floozy, ptretentious, hard to please white girl who doesn't enjoy to have sex.

Mate 1:" Did you hang out with Sabrina?"
Mate 2:" Yes, I did, but it's been a mistake. She kept annoying me from the beginning: I had to pay her dinner, buy her a teddybear at the luna park and bring her home and she didn't even kiss me! She's definitely a wood-pus."

by A spaghettione December 14, 2018

lil wood

A boy that does funny videos on istagram

Did u see the new video lil wood posted today

by Nickdavis04 August 30, 2017

Wood stomping

The act of stomping on someone's freshly squeezed shitlog

William, did you hear? World renowned scat artist Steamy Stacks released a new porno called "Wood Stomping".

by b_ranson May 3, 2020