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Plant Food

Being so useless to society while living and able bodied, that you might actually be better off not living anymore. Thus saving resources here on earth for the productive folks, while simultaneously feeding plants with your decomposing remains, ultimately giving your empty life some minuscule value after all…
Christine and Matt are plant food man, they don’t do anything, ever, except maybe for one day and feed some plants with their shitty out of shape bodies….
by Eric Spano May 10, 2023
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food auction

The annoying few moments in a sub-par restaurant where a pimple faced and/or ESL food runner stands next to your table asking "who had the <insert entree here>"
I had to endure a 5 minute food auction at Molly's dinner party last night at Appleby's
by MC Johnny P August 21, 2012
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false food

food that is made out of plastic or not real
How much does this FALSE FOOD cost?
by AntIs_Cool November 22, 2017
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round food

the pinnacle name for the round circular object know as pizza. Very good at giving your atoms the many nourishment that i do so require to continue attempting suicide.
oi bruv mums just made some banging, exsqusite round food. wanna take a bite fam?
by TheRoundFoodConnoisseur June 1, 2020
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Oven Food

Food that requires an oven to be cooked, and has an acquired taste due to being stored in an outside fridge.
"Have you been to Bald Man Jack's place lately?"

"Yes I have, he cooked me up some oven food he had been storing in his outside fridge for a week and then we watched the footy."
by Batesbatesbates August 3, 2023
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Food Rape

Being forced to eat any type of food you dont want to eat or havent given consent to being fed
My mom fed me yuck ass broccoli when i was little held me down. and shoved it in my mouth, i was helpless, it was food rape.
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Flexi Food

It is an optional supply of handmade food which someone offers to share in a social setting.
Hey bro, I got some flexi food at home in case you´re hungry.
by TastyMilk March 29, 2023
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