Eggnog cookie

An ugly ass cookie run character that horny teens somehow simp for and call daddy material
Anyone who simps for this mf is down bad

Person 1:Omg eggnog cookie is so hot 😩😩😩
Person 2:ikr I want him to fill me with his “snow” 🥵🥵🥵
Person 3:wow y’all are down bad 💀💀💀

by CubeBitt July 21, 2022

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comparing cookies

the act of showing each other ones genitals.

Last night my girlfriend and I were comparing cookies, she showed me her cooter so I presented my one eyed walleye. She said mine was small, and I swear hers was a monster.

by Jboner September 12, 2013

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slut cookie

the hottest juiciest girl ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She will make u nut with every breath.

OMG Chylar! You're such a slut cookie!!!

by epicgamermom April 27, 2022

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Get cookied

A way to deflect the insult of being called a “wet wipe"

Friend: Ew, you’re a wet wipe
Me: Shut up, get cookied *POW*

by I like cookiessssssssss June 9, 2019

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When your at a friend or relative's house and the cookie something super disgusting but you pretend you love it and you say to yourself I gotta crooky cookie it which means you got to get out of there now

(* this is discusting I better crooky cookies this or I'm finna die*)

by Xxmeowmeow. January 25, 2019

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