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Half a tard

A partially handicap person, someone who is special in their own way, but not quite full blown retard.
Bro I can't believe Daniel is jumping on the Patriots bandwagon since they won the Super Bowl. He must be a half a tard.
by Whale? March 4, 2015
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Posting-tard

Someone who posts spam and retarded responses on online-communities, It shows his/her incapability to maintain himself after seeing a post that he/she hates on a discussion board.
It's mainly a response to another derogatory comment.
YOU: Naruto is the best anime ever.
ME: Narutard.
YOU: Posting-tard.
by RealYOU December 4, 2013
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tard tracks

The fecal matter of a mentally handicapped individual found unflushed in a grade school toilet. Important note: often, tard tracks are inappropriately left in a urinal instead of an actual toilet.
I needed to go to the bathroom badly but chose to wait after realizing I'd be pissing on huge, unflushable tard tracks.
by rimlover September 12, 2010
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Big Tard

someone who has advanced levels of autism
u are Big Tard
by kwjdfnewruchuwhurwf May 9, 2018
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Tard Chariot

A: "I heard Amber got into a really bad car accident the other day."
B: "Lol, you think she's rocking a tard chariot now?"
A: "Why are you like this?"
B: "I have problems emphathizing with other people as a result of years of domestic abuse at the hands of my alcoholic parents."
A: "Damn."
by Dr Dalton March 17, 2021
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Cooch tard

Someone who knows nothing about and will believe anything they hear about vaginas.
"So I read in this article online that lesbians vaginas have teeth, that's the only reason why they are lesbians, cause no penis would go in there."

"Why would you believe that??? You're such a cooch tard, you need to get laid"
by lynn-lynn June 6, 2013
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Lithi-Tard

A crack-head retard that lives in Lithuania
Oh nah mans you a Lithi-Tard on god.
by BukuTard November 16, 2022
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