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The Apple of Inappropriateness

An apple that has "gotten around" to more than one persons body parts, usually preferred to go to people of two different genders, that are considered inappropriate to many.
Winsorlocken's job is to destroy The Apple of Inappropriateness because we don't like to be inappropriate.
by David Kahn December 2, 2007
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waxy apples

When your testicles are stripped clean of their hair and are left waxy clean
by Poseidon rulez April 7, 2015
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Triple Apple

A person in a public arena displaying three Apple products, especially an iPad, iPhone and Macbook variant. Most often arranged in a manner that looks like they are the height of productivity, on closer inspection the one device displaying work is left idle as the owner fondles the others.
Look at that triple apple, who are they kidding watching WWF in the library, not typed a word in 15 minutes.
by derpderp6000 March 30, 2013
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apple wrist

when ur wrist hurt from holdin ur phone all day
hey i got apple wrist cause my phone so hot
by purple pellets July 22, 2017
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Apple Dive

Hanging out in a car and thinking of random words to put together and look up on the internet
Shawn: Think of a word that starts with A and add a verb.

Levi: APPLE DIVE
by GirlShawn October 30, 2011
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Apple Sandwich

An Apple Sandwich is the act of grabbing a large round object an apple preferably in the palm of you hand and stuffing into your homeboys anus, this is sexual pleasing for both parties. It is called an apple sandwich because the two ass cheeks around the apple act as the bread of the sandwich
I gave my homeboy joey an apple sandwich, it was super fun
by JoeyTheMan, Number 3 May 26, 2019
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Apple Pen

It’s when you shove an apple up your ass and draw a smile face on the apple while screaming can’t have sex without a butt hole
When you’re in a winter storm and all you have is an apple and a pen it’s go time to have a apple pen.
by ThisGuysGaming June 5, 2019
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