Mourning Wood

the expression of deep sorrow for someone who has passed, shown by having a boner

My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.

by GabePriest January 22, 2018

wood slanga

Slanging dick. A hard dick. Anything that pertains to using a dick sexually

My man is a certified wood slanga

by Kikaloo February 18, 2022

Peach Wood

When you make up with a rock hard penis after your girlfriend has had her juicy sweet ass placed against your man parts.

Barry woke up with Peach Wood after Annie had her juicy peach (ass) against his penis last night.

by Larry Legend November 4, 2019

flooded the woods

the phrase comes from the stereotype that lesbian women like to go camping in the woods. While in the woods they presumably engage in sexual intercourse which leads to the "flooding".

Taylor: What did you do last weekend?
Jackie: I went camping with Jessica and we flooded the woods.

by Michael Holer March 19, 2019

stiff wood

When your morning wood hard tho

me "looks at pants"

Ah iv got the morning stiff / stiff wood

by stiffwood November 4, 2019

Callum Wood

Writer of the Cha Cha Slide

Callum Wood wrote the Cha Cha Slide

by notcallumwood September 18, 2014

jack woods

sick cunt. gets all the bitches

Jack woods got all the bitches wet

by yessir.com.epic September 14, 2020