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Watermelon felon

When a person acts out of their character to impress others and appear bad ass or have bad ass like qualities, Hence the meaning of the fruit a watermelon referring to guys who act as if they are the hulk, a one man army, or unstoppable.
I.E (In explanation)
A watermelon being green on the outside (a foolish rookie, in-experienced,fake,attention seeking) and but not hardened or tough and soft&pink inside..like a vagina.
Fake tough guy AKA soon to be prison bitch.
Joey is a fuckin watermelon felon...dude tries to play so bad ass but isn't impressing anyone..i bet if he goes to prison he would get turned into a prag ASAP.

Dude chill the hell out, they can see how green you are you're not a badass i won't continue to hang out with you if you keep up the act when they expose you for how pink you are i don't want to be affiliated with the likes of you.
by Azuroh June 2, 2013
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Watermelon

U know what a watermelon is

Stream #watermelonsugar by Harry Styles
Diana: «have you heard watermelon sugar yet?”
Georgia Rose: «yeah, Harry loves them.»
by Dontflinchcgallengego May 23, 2020
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Watermelon Cat

She's an 8ft tall, red cat that smells, and is watermelon! Her one true love is Nawnii, and ONLY Nawnii
"Hey, I just found this cool artist- and their oc is named Watermelon Cat!"

"Oh wow.. I hope she gets more followers, like her art is so cartoony!"
Watermelon Cat's senpai is Nawnii, and only Nawnii. If anyone bothers her, then I WILL know where you live!
by Katflake September 24, 2020
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Sour watermelon

Someone who is toxic and sour watermelon!!!
Ewwwww csw is sour watermelon today
by Dylan294 March 14, 2023
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Watermelon Cat

A cat that is sitting on a watermelon. Yeah I don't know how this became an insanely popular meme. Society is just crazy these days.
"If I fits, I sits."

~ Watermelon Cat
by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024
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Watermelon

Kim K: omg guys can you believe how many views my cumback tape has gotten
Khloe K: yeah we all saw it it was so watermelon
Kim K: oh you really think so!
Khloe K: no.
Kourtney K: so not watermelon
by Adhomo123 June 29, 2023
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Watermelon Sugar

1) a colloquial term for a type of illegal substance.
2) a term used for male precum while giving oral sex.
1: Where'd you get that Watermelon Sugar?
2: Oh, I got it from Drug Dealer in the alleyway next to Apartment Building.

1: Yeah, I released a whole bunch of Watermelon Sugar right in her mouth!
by mr_onomatopoeia September 14, 2021
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