Abercrombie Zombie

wat alot of guys become so they can bang hot chicks.

me and every other person who can waste enough money is or wants to become

by Truth Bringer May 2, 2005

Marvel zombie

An asshat who sucks Stan Lee's dick.

MZ: "Look, I'm not just saying that marvel has the most real and credible chatacters of them all, but we also have sorcerors, gods and aliens in our universe. So, marvel is perfect in any way possible..."

(quoted by a marvel zombie)

by ñiu July 11, 2016

Walking Zombie

When a man ejaculates into his sexual partner's face after getting dome, and punches her the forehead multiple times. Being unable to see, this forces the woman to attack blindly, and possibly moan, like a zombie.

"Hey Frank, have you seen the video of your mom doing the walking zombie?"

"Nope, can't say that I have."

by Dome King 2.0 October 1, 2008

Zombie Carrot

A penis after a string has been tied around the base of the shaft so it loses circulation and takes on a blueish hue.

Mark: hey man how was your night?
Dave: pretty awesome, I turned my penis into a zombie carrot

by McShlammer February 9, 2023

screaming zombie

Screaming Zombie - This term describes the process of a guy ejaculating into a girls eyes. This then will cause her to run around with her eyes shut like a “screaming zombie” clawing out her own eyes and appearing to be blind and groping around the place finding her way to the sink.

She was giving me a blowie and I pulled out and spunked right in her eyes, then she became a screaming zombie!

by Johhny Wishbone April 6, 2020

Zombie Snow

Slang for cocaine

"It's not a party without some Zombie Snow!"

by Zombie Snowman October 21, 2011

zombie position

When I girl lies down, doesn’t move, and gets eaten.

I’m tired, hope hubby doesn’t mind me in zombie position.

by opalcala January 14, 2020