A person who seems like a nice, quiet person, but is really a troll when online. They act sweet and innocent in person, but their secret hobby is trolling.
Hey man, did you know Suzy was such a closet troll? Yeah, she seems so nice and quiet at school, but she totally trolls online.
Wow, you're so nice around people, but I've seen some of your comments. You're such a closet troll!
Wow, you're so nice around people, but I've seen some of your comments. You're such a closet troll!
by Daniellescookie November 27, 2011
Get the Closet Troll mug.The type of anger caused by being trolled onlined. Symptoms include passive aggresive behavior, psychosis, paranoia, alcoholism, addiction, homicide, suicide, depression, and sore assholes.
by bout it bout it bout it October 29, 2010
Get the Trolled mad mug.A "troll-bump" is the exact same thing as a "fist-bump" (search "fist bump" if you don't know what that is) but used among and between trolls upon successful trolling.
*class was canceled*
Troll 1: Mark, you're late for class! Ask Troll 2!
Mark: Really troll 2?!
Troll 2: Yes! Hurry, run!
*Mark runs off to class*
Troll 1 and Troll 2: *Troll-bump*
Troll 1: Mark, you're late for class! Ask Troll 2!
Mark: Really troll 2?!
Troll 2: Yes! Hurry, run!
*Mark runs off to class*
Troll 1 and Troll 2: *Troll-bump*
by Umad_Khattak January 7, 2012
Get the Troll-bump mug.Unlike a typical internet or IRL Troll, this breed of troll has no malicious intent. They exist only to hear themselves talk. Stories and ideas flow out of their mouths like water from a broken dam with little regard for who might be listening. They are only truly harmful to those who allow themselves to be caught in the torrent, unable to break away for fear of being seen as uncaring or insensitive.
Careful when talking to Sarah. She has a tendency to be a bit of a time troll if you get her talking about cheer-leading.
Once Tom caught me by the water-cooler and spent 20 minutes talking about his weekend! I like the guy, but man he sure can be a time troll sometimes.
Once Tom caught me by the water-cooler and spent 20 minutes talking about his weekend! I like the guy, but man he sure can be a time troll sometimes.
by TheRealZappBrannigan July 18, 2018
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by Rev the cum snatcher November 13, 2021
Get the Troll is gay mug.A person who, in densely populated areas where demand for parking is high, intentionally approaches an automobile or motorcycle as if they are about to leave, then either stalls by checking their phone, or after a brief stay in the car, closes the door and walks away. A parking troll typically does this in order to annoy the parking campers.
by deutschland_liebt_hasselhoff November 17, 2014
Get the parking troll mug.1. A person who ALWAYS says trololo.
2. A person who trolls people non-stop.
3. A person who defends his use of "troll: by claiming that trolls are giants that live under bridges.
2. A person who trolls people non-stop.
3. A person who defends his use of "troll: by claiming that trolls are giants that live under bridges.
Freind: "Look in your lunchbox"
Me: "Where's my yogurt?"
Freind: "Trololo"
Me: "SHUT UP TROLL HOLE!"
Me: "Where's my yogurt?"
Freind: "Trololo"
Me: "SHUT UP TROLL HOLE!"
by LiteralLemon April 6, 2014
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