Sleeping Man

A poor quality pick up move, where a man refuses to leaves someone's bed by pretending to be asleep.

Often used by people who have no game, or just genuinely shit blokes

-"your mate pulled out the 'sleeping man' last night, he must have been struggling"
-"what a sad, poor, lonely, misguided soul. pity the man"

by grundy88 November 25, 2011

simpsons sleep

The act of intentionally falling asleep next to a laptop playing old Simpsons episodes, therefore having Simpson-fueled dreams.

Pig: "Morning Fig, time to turn off the Simpsons now ..."
Fig: "No."
Pig: "You're a tool obsessed with Simpsons sleep."
Fig: "D'oh!"

by facadie September 28, 2007

sleep start

When you lie down in bed, finally start going to sleep. And right then an there, right when you are LITERALLY about to fall asleep, you think you are falling off a cliff and you jolt up, wide awake, just sitting up in bed. This is actually completely normal and has to do with all of your muscles clenching together while falling asleep, then releasing all in about half a second.

I was so tired, finally falling asleep, then BAM. Just got up from a sleep start.

by comanderdude247 September 13, 2013

Sleeping Beauty

The act of jizzing on someone's eyes in their sleep. The receipient will either a) wake up hours later with their eyes crusted over with semen or b) wake up shortly afterwards wondering what is in their eyes and smear it around their face with their hands.

"Oh shit, dawg! I gave that ho a sleeping beauty! Bitch woke up screamin', "AHHH! NIGGA I CAN'T SEE!!!!"

-or-

"I gave that fucker a sleeping beauty and five minutes later he wiped the cum all over his face. He was like, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?"

by djtoosh September 28, 2006

Sleep Monster

The SOB who comes in while your working/pooping/eating to make you fall asleep it is possiable to fight off sleep monster

I was sitting at my desk looking at my reports and the sleep monster snuck in and beat my ass

by Grant Fisher October 5, 2005

Sleep Attack

The sensation that something is coming at you while you are sleeping, usually ending up with the victim waking up and shaking uncontrollably. Can be related to sleep apnea (a real disorder) or presomination

When i tried to sleep last night, I had a major sleep attack.

by Matazaron January 3, 2008

Sleep Creeper

Noun: Referring to the sudden changes of a true gentleman as he falls asleep. Upon r.e.m. sleep pattern the person begins to grope & fondle uncontrollably. Usually due to overbearing subconscious attraction towards an extremely attractive female.

Sleep Creeper: Karrie and Chad work together, though they are attracted to each other they also know that outstanding circumstances prohibit them from perusing their carnal desires. Karrie ask to hang out with Chad. Chad agrees knowing that she just wants a promotion. Karrie gets chad drunk Chad holds Karrie and falls asleep. Upon falling asleep he begins fondling her to the point she goes crazy and leaves him by his lonesome, Chad has no recollection of the event.

by Antidoucher July 27, 2009