a normal person, with a job and a career, socially awkward outside their work environment, who may be using the "excessive TV watching" in order to manage their depression or social anxiety
many people jump the gun and label each and every couch-potato they encounter as a lazy and unproductive member of society; however, a couch-potato may indeed be be a very functional, non-lazy person, but still watch excessive amounts of TV as an alternative to drugs and medication when dealing with their depression or social anxiety
by Sexydimma February 19, 2015
Get the couch-potato mug.The feeling of euphoria that one feels immediately after the consumption of marijuana; getting baked/stoned;
"Dude, i just hit the tits out of that bong and now im super baked potato."
"Dude, you look totally baked potato right now!"
- "Dude... how baked potato are you right now?"
-"Yeah man, im totally tater tots!"
"Dude, you look totally baked potato right now!"
- "Dude... how baked potato are you right now?"
-"Yeah man, im totally tater tots!"
by Keny Majowski & Calbe Dackwall January 12, 2012
Get the baked potato mug.A game played by two naked primates where at least one of the players has to poop. The object of the game is for the players to press their anuses together, and force the poop into the opponent's anus. After a pre-determined amount of time, the person with an empty rectum is declared the winner of Hot Potato.
by lumber_jack December 31, 2014
Get the Hot Potato mug.From The Jon Stewart Show, a description of particularly stupid people.
Not to be confused with "Rocks with mouths."
Not to be confused with "Rocks with mouths."
by D9 GM September 2, 2010
Get the potatoes with mouths mug.A simple minded individual. The type of person you find yourself latterly dumbing down what you previously said. Woe to one who thinks deeply, as any conversation can become tricky and aggravating.
Potato farmers are sometimes difficult to spot on sight but can be easily identifiable through observation and interaction. They are generally happier people, since everyone else is robbed of their inner peace due to complex thought.
In a gathering of 3 or more potato farmers, what I like to call a Po-tah-to, an interesting effect occurs. Due to a coriolis like effect, conversation typically turns from confusion to concurrence as everyone involved is fishing in the same pond of understanding. This only occurs however as long as all participants are potato farmers.
Potato farmers are sometimes difficult to spot on sight but can be easily identifiable through observation and interaction. They are generally happier people, since everyone else is robbed of their inner peace due to complex thought.
In a gathering of 3 or more potato farmers, what I like to call a Po-tah-to, an interesting effect occurs. Due to a coriolis like effect, conversation typically turns from confusion to concurrence as everyone involved is fishing in the same pond of understanding. This only occurs however as long as all participants are potato farmers.
"How is it that you were able to accidentaly make a fucking kid, but you can never accidentally make a pizza right."
"What do you mean?"....
"Look... If you wern't such a potato farmer, you'd have taken that pizza off the cardboard first."
"What do you mean?"....
"Look... If you wern't such a potato farmer, you'd have taken that pizza off the cardboard first."
by NoHandlebars April 4, 2015
Get the Potato Farmer mug.Somebody who is cranky, irritable, and angry. Often used when one is not on their period but acts like it.
Girl: Fuck you! You're a douche-canoe!
Guy: Its ok, I'll let that slide because of your period.
Girl: I'm not on my period, you jackass!
Guy: Oh, then your just a potato anus!
Guy: Its ok, I'll let that slide because of your period.
Girl: I'm not on my period, you jackass!
Guy: Oh, then your just a potato anus!
by Potato_In_My_Anus December 9, 2012
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