wyatt woods

Greatest athletes to ever live. They’re good at everything, give them a sport and they’ll go pro in it.

“How is he good at everything?”
“That’s Wyatt Woods, that’s how”

by zzeeexx November 24, 2021

Power Wood

When a guy gets a hard-on from obtaining a powerful position or control of an adrenaline-filled situation

Pat sported power wood after sitting in the captain's chair of his buddy's pontoon boat

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 4, 2016

knock on wood

A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".

Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.

by QuacksO February 26, 2023

isaac wood

the front man of experimental post-punk ground black country, new road that all mentally ill depressed speedy wunderground fans want to be

“have you heard the new black country, new road album?”
“of course, it’s album of the year, i’m such an isaac wood! oh well, off to therapy i go!”

by isaacwoodbutagirl September 6, 2021

alastair wood

An Alastair wood is someone who touches little kids

alastair wood get away from hose kids

by Uncle Jimmy July 11, 2016

scenic wood

the best part of houston

oh yea she from scenic wood .

by adajenee October 14, 2020

Wood Whisperer

A woman who can give you wood just by her voice

That woman at the bar must have been a wood whisperer. She gave me a hard on just with her voice.

by Eye Glass Pimp October 5, 2015