Planting a Tree

The Act of Impregnating a Girl.

Dude, stop calling me I’m planting a tree!

by CloudeSmoke July 19, 2020

the lime tree

The lime tree is a sanctuary where neighborhood kids go to perch and watch the scene below them.

Hey kids...wanna go perch in the lime tree?

by dirtylinda25 March 17, 2017

bff tree

a crazy addiction to your best of freinds
chris
edric
ari
kelsey
leonie
huda
kellis
morral of the storyy we are all rats

damn look at the bff tree they are crazy

by ksmity February 3, 2020

Tree Music

Lacklustre jazz /funk music with no middle, beginning or end. Often played in elevators.

" Matthew and Tristian were sitting on the floor barefoot snacking on vegan bacon crisps listening to tree music"

by Olemrgrey July 25, 2020

Pick a tree

When your friend wants to hang you.

“You wrong for that. Go pick a tree”

by bluesmoke2 March 9, 2018

Gerard Tree

A young man, that looks significantly older than he actually is, who is forced to do the menial and boring tasks that others refuce.

Dolan: Hey man, I hate this new activity...
Abhi: Absolutely man, you've got a Gerard Tree right there!

by Matthew Gilmore April 8, 2012

Splooge Tree

Similar to a family tree, but populated with one’s sexual conquests rather than relatives. It is commonly depicted by a phallus representing the trunk, testicles for the roots, and globs of splooge shot from the tip for the foliage (conquests).
(Also known as a “Spooge Tree” or “Fuck Tree”)

Abe painted a mural of his splooge tree on the wall, and the damn thing looks like an overgrown weeping willow.

by MaryTodd1818 April 25, 2021