Gamer Cocaine

Essence of pure gamer condensed into a powdery substance. Obtained by scraping a gamer's mousepad, mouse, or keyboard with a knife or other sharp-edged material.

I scraped some gamer cocaine off of my mousepad last night.

by pechman April 4, 2021

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Gamer Ass

A condition characterized by a numb rear that is typically sore after standing up.

Gamer ass typically occurs while sitting in a chair in front of the computer for prolonged periods of time.

Over time it is believed to flatten one's ass and, in extreme cases, can lead to a concave ass (or bony butt) as the tissue and muscle begin to degrade.

While gamer ass is typically associated with gamers, the syndrome can be experienced by anyone who sits on their ass for prolonged periods of time without getting up.

P1: "I swear my ass has been getting flatter... I don't know what's happening to me!"

P2: "You're getting gamer ass. Try doing something other than sitting in your chair for 12 hours a day until your legs go numb or you'll lose that ass altogether."

by amethystbible June 27, 2023

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crazy gamer

An person who is bad at fortnite but thinks he’s good and changes his username to TTV_Eggrollmaker also he is Asian

Ur a crazy gamer

by Fattymcfatter June 27, 2019

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Gamer Hero

One who lives a double life. By day he is a janitor but by night he patrols the city of gotham with his xbox 360.

Ted didn't realize his wife left him because he was too busy being a gamer hero

by InvitroCannibal February 11, 2015

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Gamer Shit

When playing a video game and you leave to take an extraordinarily fast shit. You squeeze as hard as you can to expel your shit as fast as you can to get back to your game with little time wasted.

“Hold on I’ll be right back. Gotta go take a phat gamer shit.”

by ShadowPlayer456 June 8, 2022

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