death-fished

When a narcissistic person fakes their own death with the help of their family and friends, in lieu of breaking up with someone.

"Did you hear that Paul lied about his untimely death because he thinks he is sick and didn't want his girfriend to witness his decline.? She was totally "death-fished"

by xxkookie70 June 4, 2017

academic death

a state someone feels when they go to college and failed every exam, but passed the class with a D.

Bob failed his engineering exam, but he passed his class. He is in a state of academic death.

by Professor 123 May 11, 2014

Death Warrant

The act of punching someone in the chest and back with your fists simultaneously.

Coined by D Mellum circa 1998

You mess with my friends and I’m gonna serve you up a death warrant

by Lupusthunder April 13, 2022

Hamster Death

To die in a pathetic, stupid, and most often anticlimactic way. As many pet hamsters (sadly) do.

“They built them up as a terrifying villain for the whole show, only to have them killed in one hit from a kid!”

“Wow, what a hamster death.”

by MinisculeCakes May 29, 2022

Smiley of Death

:)

The 'Smiley of Death' is demonstrated above. Used as a reply in an online or text conversation, it has the potential to kill a conversation dead, and make the recipient wonder if they have done something wrong.

Can also be combined with 'lol' for a similar effect.

Laura: I'm so sorry for ditching you last night!
Jen: :)
Laura: No need for the Smiley of Death!

by isilde007 January 12, 2011

Lan Death

A Lan Death Is When You Go To A Lan Party And You Drink Too Much Caffine, Causing Lack Of Sleep, And Eat Too Much. You Start To Feel Really Sick Untill You Can't Game Anymore And Usually Ending Up Going Home.

"Man I Drank Too Much Caffine, I Haven't Slept In 2 Days And I Pigged Out On Loads Of Food, I Feel Sick And I Dont Wanna Game Anymore"

"Lan Death Much!"

by MarioFreak June 10, 2008

death mechanic

is someone who maintains or fixes the implements of death.
I.E. an Army Helicopter Mechanic, or Air Force Jet Mechanic.

Marty was a trained Death Mechanic, as he worked solely on The F-35 during his time in the U.S.A.F..

by TommyRock13 August 27, 2014