A new found cowboy. He is the best PR representative around. He's got the hair, face, and demeanor of the heat miser, in the best way possible of course. He's always got your back and honestly couldn't give 2 shits. The only source around for sad, oddly specific pop playlist that will make you question your life's decisions.
by Duncan Peaches Cricket August 28, 2022
Get the Cartermug. Carter is the type of person to work out for years just to stay fat and never get bitches. Carter is also the type of person to get an emo haircut and hate on perms even though he still cannot pull any bitches. (also hes a jew)
Person 1: "ew who the hell is that fat emo kid?"
Person 2: "oh him? Thats just carter. nobody likes him."
Person 2: "oh him? Thats just carter. nobody likes him."
by greased_upMan October 15, 2022
Get the Cartermug. a gay ass hoe who is sponsored by homosexuality but doesn’t want to admit it. he needs time to accept his gayness and needs acceptance. boys hit his link he needs a daddy.
by freddieswife May 10, 2019
Get the Carter Stokesmug. “you know that gay boy carter”
by Zshmoney1368 February 4, 2024
Get the Cartermug. A man that has a ENORMOUS ERECT PENILE SHAFT, an drop dead handsome face, an absolutely sexy body, and beautiful hair . Carters are always so kind and welcoming, no matter the situation or who it is, these gems only come out of 1/1,000 men but when you have one around. He is an absolute sex god and is serious in the situations that count. and if you are really lucky you can get a Carter that plays the #1 sport in the world, hockey. Even though these only come 1/10,000 Carters it is worth the patience.
Boy 1: "Damn did you see that Carter? He's so cool and awesome."
Boy 2: "I just really hopes he doesn't steal my girl."
Boy 3 (Hopefully me): "Damn I just wanna get railed by him all night long and would take devious back shots from him."
Girl 1: "Damn that Carter is so sexy and cool I wish I had a boy like him in my life"
Girl 2: "Yeah I really like him, I heard he has a enormous erect penile shaft."
Girl 3: "I got plowed by Carter all night long last night, he is a sex god, I can barely walk right now."
Boy 2: "I just really hopes he doesn't steal my girl."
Boy 3 (Hopefully me): "Damn I just wanna get railed by him all night long and would take devious back shots from him."
Girl 1: "Damn that Carter is so sexy and cool I wish I had a boy like him in my life"
Girl 2: "Yeah I really like him, I heard he has a enormous erect penile shaft."
Girl 3: "I got plowed by Carter all night long last night, he is a sex god, I can barely walk right now."
by Totally Not Nash December 23, 2024
Get the Cartermug. by Bishassladyman January 18, 2021
Get the Bottom Cartermug.