tard hag

A hot to insanely hot chick who literally hangs out with or takes care of retards, so that they scare away all the guys that are chasing after them.

Joe: Crystal is so fucking hot. Why is she always hanging around retards?
Ferguson: She used to be fending off guys left and right, would even get stalked. Now she's a tard hag so they'd leave her alone.

by Floopston March 23, 2012

Test-tard

The hard of thinking individuals who test themselves daily to see if they are ill, usually with zero or common cold symptoms.

Test-tard: I better take my daily test
Normal person (tinfoil hat conspiracy nutter): But you don't have any symptoms and those are 96% inaccurate?
Test-tard: OMG positive test, I'm going to die I must self-isolate for 14 days and cancel Christmas and my holiday to keep safe

by binmunbruce January 2, 2022

Flid tard

Ethan saupe

You sir are a flid tard

by Jos3pibrown November 10, 2016

cheap tard

Adjective

When you buy something at the Dollar store and it breaks before you accomplish the task for which you bought it...then you're a cheaptard.

Joe, the screwdriver you got at Dollar Tree to fix the door, broke before I could drive the first screw in, you cheap tard!!!

by aogm March 16, 2017

Order-Tard

Someone who takes more than 5 min ordering at a drive thru even tho it's a fast food place and all the menus are basically the same.

There was a car in front of me at the drive thru being an order-Tard and took forever.

by LilMissCupcakexxx4 February 26, 2012

'tard spiral

When tards pass 'tarded information on to other tards, leading to a giant clusterfuck.

"Did you hear that they're giving away 30 day free trials of Viagra?"
"STFU, I just called and they're not. The sales guy said they've been inundated with calls today because of this 'tard spiral."

by Krispy Fressh August 19, 2008

Credit Tard

A person that uses one credit card to pay on another credit card.

I am guilty of being a Credit Tard.

by PoolGuyMr7 April 15, 2019