Social Cinderella

A person that doesn't look like their social media pictures at all

She walks around looking like a bum but when you look at her social media she is a social Cinderella

by Guitartwin October 31, 2014

Social Disdancing

During 2020 the Covid19 virus caused people on dancefloors to Social Distance by 1.5 metres while dancing.

1. Queensland Australia was Social Disdancing for Chistmas Eve 2020.
2. Social Disdancing is a new form of dancing developed through necessity during 2020 where dancers must be at least 1.5 metres from one another.

by Numisastro December 25, 2020

Social Workout

Social workout is the bomb. Beer in one, barbell in the other. Any evolutionary biologist would tell you there's a reason primates are the only animals that can do this. It's natural. And humans can run and drink at the same time.. studies show that the social workout is more effective than regular exercise for burning fat. The social workout requires that you stay in the "fat burning" zone because you have to hold a conversation during the whole workout. This is easier than it sounds. After a few beers, I hardly notice that I'm talking...it is simply 'drinking alcoholic beverages while exercising in a social environment.'

I saw marathoners do this with water, and EUREKA!, I thought, what if we make that a fruity cocktail and add in some conversation and sexier outfits creating the ultimate "social workout."

by HHIworkout June 2, 2010

Socially retarded

Ok there are 2 types of socially retarded people. There's the type of people that are quiet and shy and freak out whenever someone goes up and talks to them. Then, there's the type of people who say weird and gross stuff in a social setting without either realizing it or not.

guy: i asked my gf what she wanted to do tonight and she said "mad butt stuff, crazy butt stuff, butt stuff til we can't butt stuff no more"

olivia: really? whether she's joking or not, that's still kinda weird to say

guy: yeah i know...

olivia: god, alana is so socially retarded

by tipsygal41 November 23, 2021

Bi-social

A questioning stage of bisexuality.

BI-SOCIAL IS A SEXUALITY!!!!!!!

Girl 1: So, who do you like?
Girl 2: I used to like Ben but now I might like Stacie.
Girl 1: So, you are bi?
Girl 2: I am unsure at the moment so I call my bi-social!

by MyManIsSoHotWTF March 9, 2021

Social Shit

When you’re hella socially awkward but get thrown into the shitstorm of social anxiety within conversations

Person 1: “Welp, I’m too socially awkward to survive out their”

Person 2: “Nah, theirs just too much social shit flying around”

by Lord Profit November 11, 2019

social arbitrage

Social Arbitrage v. (def.)
A collective of individuals usually on social media who come together in a think tank to make educated moves to make small and large profits from stocks, trading, cryptocurrency, etc. for the greater good of all who choose to participate.

Hey man #WallStreetBets just gave us a signal to buy and hold #TRX Tron to boost its value!

Since Robinhood blocked our buying option for GameStop stock we are gonna boost all the decentralized markets with social arbitrage henceforth!

by Damecash January 29, 2021