Sexually Dormant

When one does not have sex for 6 months or more.

Dude, I just realized I haven't had sex in like 6 months… I'm sexually dormant.

by 2DEEP4LIFE March 24, 2017

Sexual Jurisdiction

This phrase refers to the age buffer zone that you are able to perform sexual acts on a female, without it being weird. A person inside your "sexual jurisdiction" us typically a few years older or younger than yourself. Venturing outside of your sexual jurisdiction can result in being ridiculed by friends, or put in prison.

Paul: "Wait your girlfriend is only 16 years old?"

Mike: "Yeah but I only turned 18 last month, so she is still within my sexual jurisdiction"

by XP_hound101 March 27, 2012

Sexual Glaze

When you ejaculate onto an old-fashioned donut.

Russ: "This glazed donut tastes different. I thought I told you pick up some old-fashioned donuts"

Jim: "I did, but then I added some sexual glaze to them"

by jimcool126 September 18, 2012

Vehicular Sexuals

Sex in a vehicle of some sort.

Me and Taylor are going to partake in some vehicular sexuals in her car.

by Wes2101 June 28, 2016

Bre-sexual

Being attracted to only bri the most wonderful person you will meet who can break the toughest guys into a blush with her pretty smile her amazing voice and how perfect she is for you

Me:I’m Bre-sexual and there’s no regret it’s the best kind of attraction
Friend:*meets bri* I think I’m brisexual too
Me:*kills friend because only one can be brisexual*

by Lokiwild March 28, 2019

Sexual Atheism

The belief that you will never get laid.

John: Man, I have no girlfriend or any ability to talk to women. I'm 27 and I'm still a virgin.
Dave: That sucks. Have you tried everything?
John: Yeah, I just can't get laid no matter what. I think I'll convert to Sexual Atheism.

by Garrett Starr February 11, 2015

Sexual Hermits

Sexual Hermits is

When two people get together on a Friday nite for a casual evening and find themselves not being able to leave the bedroom until Sunday afternoon.

"Sexual Hermits"
Girl has boy come over on Friday nite to get together and find themsleves humping each other silly time and time again and just can not leave the house.

by jlh119 January 12, 2010