Hand Dippin

Moving your hands in and out of your pants in a sexual manner

Steve always hand dippin while looking at females in the night club

by Themanwiththeplan1986 November 19, 2013

Infomercial Hands

Hands that can't do anything correctly. Infomercial Hands can't strain a pot of pasta or screw in a lightbulb or push buttons on a phone, so they require the purchase of a new fangled item that will come to the rescue.

Scott: What's with that guy? Why can't he tie his shoes?
Peter: He's suffering from Infomercial Hands. He clearly needs ShoeTie™.

by phalagen June 18, 2013

redditor hands

The hands of an obese person. Puffy and sausage fingered. Typically seen in a photo of them holding something and asking about it.

Though the sandwich was a normal size, it was dwarfed by the user's redditor hands.

by Word puncher August 20, 2023

Hand Imported

Imported by hand from a single person vs a company.

"My car air fresheners are hand imported from New York."

by Mashlahoney February 24, 2012

garbage hand

When you stick your hand in between your naked asscheeks and rip ass, causing your asscheeks to jiggle all your assham on your hand.

Bro I got a garbage hand wanna smell it?
Bro?
Where'd you go?
Dude...

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2022

Granny Handing

Cumming on your hand, waiting for your hand to dry then working that crusty shit again for ultimate friction.

OR

Swimming for long enough for your hand to become wrinkly, then jerking someone off with your pruney fingers.

def. 1.
DUDE 1: hey dude shake my hand!
DUDE 2: ergh! your hands are crustier than kingsmill! you been granny handing?!

by Los Hombres, Dos August 5, 2010

Hand Hummer

Another name for an old fashioned handjob.

Mary Jane Rottencroch gave me a hand hummer inside the pool.

by Smash D January 18, 2017