Cock Shock

Sepsis caused by human wine decanting

Harry spent 3 days in the ICU in an epidemic of cock shock that shook the gay community.

by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021

cock trickster

Someone who played themselves.

Tom shot him self in the foot. What a cock trickster.

by Hiki Issa gay dude March 28, 2018

Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.

A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.

by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020

stone cock

a hard, erect penis

We make out, then he gives me his stone cock.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 3, 2019

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A reference that a baseball team said before going onto the field

1 2 3! Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

by Akshsuhabanishav September 4, 2020

Cock

its way to call a type of chicken if you thought what i meant penis your duty minded losers

hunter: LOOK AT THAT HUGE COCK BRO

Joshie:damn

by Anunfunnyman November 21, 2022

Cock Hawk

An aggressively sexual woman who will swoop down on unsuspecting man before he is even aware of an attack. She will start to gobble his cock mid-flight on the way back to her roost. This is similar to the method used by a bird of prey.

Not only is she thirsty, but she only likes men with visible innocence. A hawk scooping up baby rabbits.

Man One:
... well at least Frank is getting laid tonight. He picked up almost immediately. At the first bar too!

Man Two:
*Notices Frank's pickup*

Nah, that's Lauren. She's a regular Saturday night Cock Hawk. She definitely picked him up. Bet ya they wont even make it to the stall before she goes down.

Man One:
Damn... Well is she clean?

Man Two:
Not even a little. She'll probably get his whole softball team afterwards.

by hotmaildotcom1 September 18, 2015