Umm pay me Umm

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Person 343: Umm pay me Umm

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

It wasn't me

Hit 90s song by Shaggy, and also general stance taken by Hamas and wider Palestinians on the October 7th massacre, despite the perpetrators having filmed themselves commiting the atrocities and sharing videos on social media.

War criminal lawyer: This time and date stamped CCTV footage clearly shows you and your accomplice coldly gunning down an elderly Israeli in his Kibbutz.
Hamas war criminal: It wasn't me

by RandyRhoads84 December 19, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

frickle me pickle

a response to something that is surprising

Did you hear that they cancelled the Backstreet Boys World Tour?
Well frickle me pickle

by lil_dawg_18_your_mom March 2, 2025

Had me creased

Had me laughing so hard .

That goofy face she made had me creased.

by Mama Tapjack January 10, 2024

Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With.

Its usually used amongst Asian people, it is a punishment which utlizies psychological and physical pain. This gives the child a false sense of power over their own punishment. They usually go with the smaller ones even though they are all very painful.

Asian Parent: Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With.

Asian Child: Okay... (Gets a thin smaller stick)

(The Asian Parent whips him with the stick and the Child feels a lot of pain, it stings a lot)

by kasdnlasn May 2, 2023

vend me

Vend me, is to request services or goods to be sold to one.

Please vend me a cup of coffee.

by Smokinejn May 17, 2016