Dog Knocked

Literally swingin a haymaker and knocking out a big rot or small chihuaua, To the floor and waking upon a lost stage of living.

My old lady came home early and dog knocked my girlfriend

by Hodgcov November 1, 2010

Ice dog 99

When you pump the Mr Whippy ice cream for a flake 99 into a willing and joyful participant’s gaping arsehole, then top with a classic Cadbury’s Flake

‘Hey baby you wanna try the ol’ Ice Dog 99?’

by I just love dickshunries May 2, 2025

water the general's dog

To urinate.

I need to go water the general's dog before we head out of here.

by dibble bop December 20, 2010

Firehouse dog dare

The ultimate dare, NO take backs and you have to do it.

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Me: "I dare you"
you: "I double dog dare you"
Me: "I triple dog dare you"
You: "I quadruple dog dare you"
Me: "I FIREHOUSE DOG DARE YOU"

by AMDK April 17, 2025

Wibble Fizzle Ma Dog

To agree and be pleased with a direction another is guiding you.

Ok, come along now, time to get in the shower..

Wibble Fizzle Ma Dog!

by Zenpath September 3, 2011

torque dog

The most erect a penis can be..

That stripper gave me a raging torque dog.

by heterofratboi June 16, 2020

Dog Fucker

When a mate tells you they taught a dog to do the one instinctive trait dogs do, bark. They also enjoy taking photos with dogs and loves to get up and about when they see family dogs.

Hey lads I taught me brothers dog how to bark the other day. Yeh you a dog fucker kient

by Ye mums ye dad November 5, 2021