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sex monke

The act of fucking a girl sensesly making monkey noises and screaming
“Dude last night I gave my girl the sex monke”
by Reeeeman2021 June 14, 2021
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Phone sex

Having casually having sex or sexual acrivity while having conversation to or with someone over the phone. The other person is not aware of the sexual activity on the other line.

Usually done over voice call but can be done on video call in extreme cases. On rare instances, can be done during virtual meetings.

By definition, the act is done with a partner and not by masturbation.
Person1: thank you for the information I was absent that day in class

*jizzes on the floor*

Person2: the phone sex was amazing, but that was close you were almost got caught moaning
by Eruditelord July 21, 2025
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Sex

I was sitting in first hour when my teacher Mr. Gansheroff was passing out grades on our latest test. When he gave me my test, I was apalled. I had an F! Also on the test there was a little note in red ink that said, “See me after class.”

And so, after the bell rang, I went up to Mr. Gansheroff. He just looked at me and said, “Yes?”

“Uh-uh-uh…your note said for me to see you after class?” I stuttered.

“Ah yes. You know…there is one certain way I like to use on especially pretty girls.” He smirked at me and I blushed, gulped, and held my breath. It is true that I have D cup melon boobs, a bubble butt, and an hourglass figure.

“W-w-w-what is it?” I asked.

He replied, “Hold on.” He opened his drawer and reached into it. He pulled out a paddle and a freaking vibrator!

I spoke pointing at the vibrator, “Is that…”

“Don’t worry,” Mr. Gansheroff interrupted. “ I don’t have a 2nd or 3rd hour.”

“That…wasn’t what I was asking. I was asking is that vibrator.”

Oh yeah.”

I blankly stared at the vibrator. Before I knew it, Mr. Gansheroff slammed me up against the wall by the neck and started kissing me real hard with his tongue all the way down my throat. I was actually aroused. I decided to see how far I can get my tongue in his mouth.
Sex
by PrettyNTough December 1, 2023
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Sex cuffs

A type of handcuff that can just be a fuzzy outline on a normal pair of handcuffs or it can be a piece of leather like a wrist/ankle-sized belt that has a fluffy inner lining.
It is normally used on a woman.
There are hand ones that have a 3 to 4-inch metal chain connecting them and there are ankle ones that have a 10-15 inch chain the fact that the ankle one is 10-15 inches is that you can loop it around the hand ones and it can connect the ankle to wrists/hands just like a hogtie.
What did you do last night, oh well my boyfriend put me in Sex cuffs and we did the dirty for a while then after we were done he hogtied me with the ankle and wrist cuffs connected so my feet were almost touching my back and my hands were touching my feet he than tickled me and licked my feet at the end of it he left me hogtied overnight because he fell asleep and then I fell asleep from all the fun we had I woke I was freeking out because I was hogtied but than he walked in and saw me trying to get out and said aww how cute and he took a picture and then untied me. It was the funist night of my life.
by sir pablo the 3rd March 12, 2022
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fire alarm sex

We had rockin’ fire alarm sex when the school was burning down.
by Daddydurabledildo January 1, 2024
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National No Homo Sex Day

On November 22, you get to fuck whoever you want!
Damn, it’s National No Homo Sex Day! I can’t wait to fuck the shit out of my male best friend!!
by Thats_A_Username November 22, 2023
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Sex karma

When someone used to be physically attractive but now looks like shit because they only fuck ugly people
Mary has had some real bad sex karma. She only been fucking hobo’s that live in the park.
by sounds_true January 3, 2023
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