nigga balls

The testicles of a black man.

She just had nigga balls in her mouth

by niggerconnoisseur January 15, 2022

Balls

You don’t have any

Person1: hello
Person2: balls
Person1: Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
Fr'instance

How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?

The answer

use a gun. And if that don't work
use more gun.
Like this Heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little 'ol number designed by me
Built by me
...and you'd best hope not pointed at you.

by Opnoobisme December 5, 2021

A blue ball circle jerk

This is a term used when you and 9 other men and women come together and jerk it in front of their children in order to educate them on the power of master bating. They then finish on their children with their fluids. The children will then sleep in these fluids to further grow their knowledge.

Sam: Hey John! Wanna have a blue ball circle jerk?

John: YES!!

Sam: Come on down kids!

by TheKnowledgeFullPerson September 15, 2024

National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day

On March 21 you can punch anyone over 5'8 in the balls. As much as you want. Do it.

Man I'm dreading National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day! My balls have not recovered since the last one!

by skdilde March 28, 2023

chocolate ball teabag

Similar to the tamer, cleaner teabag, but involves your scrotum to be covered in shit

Tony gave me the ol' chocolate ball teabag yesterday. Was enjoyable and all, but I forgot to clean my face afterwards

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

No balls week

No balls week starts December 9th and ends December 13th. You and a group of friends or in a pair come up with bets (saying no balls) and you have to complete the bet. If you don’t complete you own the other person or people who gave you the bet something. Loser owes all or one person something they really want.

Friend: Yo it’s no balls week. No balls you’ll tell your crush you like him.

You: balls I can do it

by X.m.xviii December 8, 2019

Ball Call

When you jerk off in a call.

"Jake did a ball call the other day and it was super aggressive."

by BallSac Gang February 3, 2021