help me

wait... do you really need help? uhhhh, don't worry ill call 911...
sh*t the phone broke

help me jhon HELP ME

by LOGANBOIIIII October 5, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel Jose Robles Catches An Individual Not Leaving Me ALoen, I, ANgel JOse RObles, Will Kill AN individual<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

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Can't Buy Me Love

Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love, oh
I'll buy you a diamond ring, my friend
If it makes you feel all right
I'll get you anything, my friend
If it makes you feel all right
'Cause I don't care too much for money
But money can't buy me love
I'll give you all I've got to give
If you say you love me too
I may not have a lot to give
But what I got I'll give to you
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Can't buy me love

Everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love
No, no, no, no
Say you don't need no diamond rings
And I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of things
That money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Ah, woo!

Buy me love
Everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love
No, no, no, no
Say you don't need no diamond rings
And I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of things
That money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love, oh

by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023

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me

it's me

"Me"

by thegayidiot February 3, 2023

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tickle me babbers

The act of putting one’s hand against another’s while wiggling one’s fingers. Close to the kin of a handshake. It is a form of middle/high school greeting that was founded at a summer camp

Bro 1: “Tickle me babbers” Bro 2: “Tickle me babbers” Both Bros: “Ayyyyyyy”

by The Noisome Quibble July 26, 2022

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