Human Hot Dog

When you smother the length of someone's bare arm in alternating sinusoidal waves of ketchup and mustard and someone licks it off.

Ew, gross! They made Sienna into a human hot dog and made Ava lick it off!

by Mehisma Mungus July 7, 2025

Raw-dog

To partake in the activity of sleeping fully clathed on a sofa/bed without the use of sheets or bedding.

“Yo man, I woke up this morning to find Donnie raw-dogging my sofa”

by Tig Bitties and skittles July 22, 2021

Louis the Dog

Louis is a cute looking dog but has the personality of a devil. No matter how hard you try and Dawid Malan him, he will reap his devilish havoc on you and try and bite you. His barking makes you wish you were Helen Keller.

Fuck that dog is so evil, must be Louis the Dog.

by Real Dawid Malan March 21, 2022

dog

the god of a dyslexic

an agnostic, dyslexic with insomnia is wondering if there's a dog in the middle of the night

by soypablonm September 3, 2022

Hairy Chili Dog

Much like your standard "chili dog", (When a man lays a sloppy shit on a woman's breasts and then titfucks her.) Except this one is usually done on a fat hairy man's chest... or woman if you're lucky enough to find one with a hairy chest.

"Dude, I keep finding chesthair dingle-berries embedded in my pubs after I gave that guy David a Hairy Chili Dog!"

by Word Smartist January 25, 2022

Dog-free

People who call themselves "Dog-free" are people who absolutely hate dogs, refuse to be around them, and bitch when they see one doing something slightly out of their liking. The term came from the subreddit r/dogfree.

Person 1: Dogs are absolutely disgusting, I consider myself to be Dog-free!
Normal Person: what the fuck is wrong with you

by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser January 11, 2025

dog

cats are better

shut up cats are just better than dogs

by stupidjuststupidstupid July 6, 2022