destroy lonely syndrome

destroy lonely syndrome is when a guy uses a pretty girl found from Pinterest as his profile picture on social media

i thought a bad bitch followed me, but it was just a guy with destroy lonely syndrome

by sillycat1234 May 25, 2024

American Derangement Syndrome

Canadians and Europeans are the most likely to have it. It's a sickness in which individuals live such uninteresting lives that their only source of enjoyment is hating on the world's greatest nation. The most common symptoms include flexing irrelevant geographic information that no one cares about, flexing free healthcare that comes with a tax rate four times that of the average American, and flexing colonial wealth from Africans' backs (Françafrique).

European: whats the capital, coat of arms, head of state and date of formation of Montenegro?
American: Who tf cares?
European: Bro you stupid American schools suck, smh
American: You got American Derangement Syndrome

by aussiewhowantstobeamerican August 8, 2021

Linn Syndrome

1. A term used to describe someone privileged; but lazy and with a fixed mindset. (a keyboard warrior too)
2. A term for a lazy pessimistic person (does not work hard with the initial thought of failing but dreads failure)

That boy has Linn Syndrome. He is afraid to talk to others in school yet he is so aggressive online.
"You have a 100k set up yet you say we're strict parents? You must have Linn Syndrome!"
That boy refused to study and happily played video games. Now he is crying with his awful results. He must have Linn Syndrome.

by ,mebhvbeuifuwu3r3 December 20, 2024

Andy Murray Syndrome

Applies to athletes who would have been recognized as the best at their respective sport at some point in their career had they not played in the exact era that they did. Named after Andy Murray because he had the misfortune of playing against Federer, Nadal, and Djokovic throughout their primes. Murray was near-universally recognized as the 4th best player in the world throughout his prime, but only briefly ranked 1st in the ATP standings due to the unparalleled talent of his contemporaries

Wayne Rooney is a prime example of a sufferer of Andy Murray Syndrome. Had Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi played in another era, Rooney surely would’ve been the best in the world for a year or two

by Hank28 August 2, 2024

Johnny Vegas Syndrome

A crippling business disorder that strikes leaders of any sex, race, ethnicity, or size usually following a great success or triumph or sale, etc. Characterized by an exaggerated swagger, metaphorical swinging of chains, and Rat Pack screen savers. Symptoms include unbearably inflated sense of self and an undignified belief that you are bigger than yourself and the community that surrounds you.

He had all the symptoms of Johnny Vegas Syndrome: he just sold a business for a huge profit and was strutting about the office thinking about the next big thing - not realizing he was making people angry with his act of "I'm the God of business".

by onken015 April 19, 2013

irritable bowls syndrome

when your pipe runs out of weed and it becomes angry, also known as IBS (irritable bowls syndrome)

my pipe has irritable bowls syndrome and is angry

by SUPAHIGHWAY May 12, 2016

Frank Syndrome

Frank syndrome is when no one loves you and you are extremely unlikable because you're short and diabetic

D: you have frank syndrome
F: how would you know?
D: Because you make me want to un-alive myself

by S.T.R April 10, 2022