I Fucked The Dog

This phrase does not mean what it says... It is an easy and stealthy to mention to anyone that you had sex with the ugly guy/girl at the bar/club/restaurant . To people that aren't aware they may think its a joke , but your friends will!

Bro 1 : I was at the pub last night and when I got home, I fucked the dog.

Dude 1 : Wow dude thats funny but obviously you dont have sex with animals

Bro 2 : damn mate , why would u fuck her, dont u know theres much prettier women at the pub

by yeaokbuddy December 17, 2022

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champagne dog bath

a waste of money and/or resources

That Temu trampoline sure was a champagne dog bath.

by Deluxe Raccoon September 18, 2025

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Chili-Dog

The act of wiping your weiner between a woman's ass cheeks after pulling out of her ass to clean your penis off.

Once Opo finished climaxing, he promptly pulled out of the prostitute's ass and cleaned his penis off between her butt cheeks. Upon examining his artwork, he was suddenly struck by a yearning for a "chili-dog".

by Sabreraider April 19, 2024

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Dog liar

When someone uses looking after the dogs as an excuse to not attend an event.

Me: “Charlie do you wanna come to my party?”

Charlie: “Na, gotta look after my parents dogs!”
Me:”You’re such a dog liar!!!”

by Charlie the dog liar October 18, 2018

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Daisy the dog

Daisy the dog is super dumb

She barks at nothing eats socks

Yodels

Falls into the pool twice with out knowing how to swim
Sleeps on back

We give he weed treats to keep he calm/for real

When you take her on a walk she will only walk to the front gate

Friend< aww she’s so cute can she have babies with my dog
Me<no we fixed her so there wouldn’t be daisy the dog/s running around

by Crosonte October 18, 2018

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