Tele-Cock

When you insert your penis into the earphone jack of your phone and drink your bodily fluids as it bleeds.

Oh no, I heard Jimmy did a Tele-Cock!

by BallWasher August 14, 2021

cock and ball torture

cock and ball torture takes many forms most commonly when your supports aren’t healing you or when you are support and your dps are doing nothing so you have to play dps moira and your dps complain about no heals

bro this is cock and ball torture

ik i just wanted a good game of comp but our dps are utter shite

by best ow player September 11, 2022

Cock or balls

To carry this was action out, one simply has to start singing international Cock or Balls.
After which someone has to grab there junk and try to disguise either there ole dick or baw sacks, and everyone else must stare and study what there showing and decide weather it's there cock or there baws. After which the lad will show what it was.

Tiny: Awright pagey shall we get a game going?
Pagey: how about INTERNATIONAL COCK OR BALLS, INTERNATIONAL COCK OR BALLS.
Tiny: awright then here we go, what have we here?
Pagey: After careful studying I reckon that's your ole baws!
Tiny: sorry my man that's actually my shaft! Easily mistaken for my big ole bollocks

by Tiny scrotum August 14, 2021

Preston's cock

A chicken shop

hey lets go to preston's cock

by Oyeoye March 16, 2024

Cock smelter

a person who performs the act of extraction on a cock, or cock smelting.

Suzy could make a guy come in seconds, she was a fantastic cock smelter.

by Bad News Bond July 15, 2016

Cock Texting

Texting with your cock instead of your fingers and thumbs

I was cock texting the other day now I have gonorrhea

by Begood2 March 20, 2014

Horse cock

A big massive dick that deserves to be in a museum , Horse cocks don't typically fit in normal boxers and they have to have special ones made for their big penis, normally these are given to the men who did stuff right in their past life, and they often make jokes about having a small dick or they don't get offended by them.

He sent me a picture of it last night he has such a horse cock

by ILOVEHORSECOCKS May 2, 2023