Dog Launch

The act of loading a hotdog into your partners anus then positioning yourself where they can launch it into your mouth.

Disclosure: condiments such as jizz or squirt can be added

Couple 1: We did the dog launch last night with the Costco quarter pound hotdogs.
Couple 2: No way! Frank hasn’t been able to graduate past Nathan’s.

by DirtyDog6969 March 26, 2024

GET THE DOG

If your ever fucking chasing that 3 metered flatty you'd say "oh fuck me get the dog!"

"OI CUNT GET THE DOG!"

by anonymous July 16, 2023

Dog Shit Pursuit

When you are on a trail to find out which neighbor's dog keeps shitting on your lawn.

Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.

Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?

Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!

by Wes the Human November 3, 2015

dogs

A slang word for feet, commonly used amongst British youth.

Ewww John put the dogs away, no one wants to see your crusty toes

by malcolmisepic October 25, 2022

Reservoir Dog

A chick with a snatch full of cum

I was about to go down on this chick I picked up at the pub but one look at her snatch and I could see she was a reservoir dog.

by Twofer2 June 7, 2018

Pussy dog

A person who talks shit but can't take it back and are just an overall shit cunt

Oi spj you pussy dog you're a shit cunt

by iLTP6969 January 18, 2022

i think we should have a real dog

Idea for getting a new dog that isn't a stuffed animal

I think we should have a real dog Defined as getting a real dog

by Piiopdgh July 28, 2017