california chocolate cock

When you're doing anal and the receiver shits all over your cock

I was fuckin Martha last night and she gave me a "California chocolate cock"

by Tiantberry May 30, 2014

About To Die Cock

A tragically limp, lifeless-looking penis typically seen in moments of extreme vulnerability, such as during illness, sedation, or emotional defeat. Often associated with hospital gowns, bad lighting, and the loss of all dignity. Symbolizes the physical manifestation of "rock bottom."

"He was lying in that hospital bed, IV in his arm, gown half-open, revealing the saddest about to die cock I'd ever seen. It was like it had given up before he did."

by Julactus May 10, 2025

cock tag

when you and your homie are playing tag with you cock and to tag them you have to fuck them in the ass

look at johnathan and aaron playing cock tag

by Evan Roten December 6, 2019

shit cocked

When a cock shits

Oh, fuck i just shit cocked

by DaRedShatter November 30, 2017

Horse-Shoveling-Cock-Sucker

Said mostly out of frustration no real meaning behind it rather then to release stress

*Working on something and it will not come loose* "Soon gonna be some horse-shoveling-cock-sucker coming out of here in a minute"

by ViperUrban June 6, 2024

Cock Dynasty

Strongest known dynasty to govern over a part of the world.

Let's hope that the Cock Dynasty has mercy on our feeble souls.

by YDDOD April 25, 2021

Chocolate cock

A fancy, 19th century, word for cigar.

Dave: You wanna try a chocolate cock?
Mike: Go on then.

by H. Jefferson June 1, 2018