Cock

Chicken
What were you looking for? A penis?

Tony: mm who made this cock it tastes so good
Richard: i made it!

by bombom239482 March 24, 2023

Diet Cock

A cock or "penis" of smaller stature and of less worth.

"Wow, look at that guy's diet cock, how does anyone ever enjoy being with it?"

by MaxtheGreatest1337 January 21, 2017

No Cock No Talk

To simply put it if you don’t have a cock don’t talk about the experiences and struggles of men in a negative manner

Omg men are so timid at they have no feeling - Suzy

Omg shut the fuck up Suzy No Cock No Talk -Brian

by Her bestfriend who will always November 5, 2020

Tonka Cock

A person whose sexual performance is so unimaginative and dull that it makes "vanilla" seem adventurous in comparison. Derived from Tonka bean, a substitute for vanilla, the term implies an even more watered-down, flavorless version of an already mild experience. A Tonka Cock takes no risks, avoids any deviation from the absolute basics, and turns even the most passionate encounters into a sleep-inducing routine.

"Man, last night with Roy really wasn’t as exciting as I thought."
"Yeah, I told you, he’s a total Tonka Cock."

by jellyplane March 3, 2025

Shaggers Cock

The implement/instrument used by someone holding the official capacity of a 'shagger'

Enjoys the company of many woman, often taking part in alot of buggering and nighttime shananigans

'He wasn't feeling to good so he went to get a check up..

..he's only ended up with shaggers cock'

by The angry badger October 28, 2019

Cocked

A word used when you totally cocked your friends!

"Hey bro!"

"what."

"Your family is dead."

"what"

"get cocked loser!"

by Cocksandballslover240 July 6, 2022

Cock tease

A girl who dresses or acts slutty or flirts with guys, just so she can either turn them down or try to accuse them of something; The type of girl who will get you in trouble

I’d stay away from her, she’s just a cock tease. That’ll get you in trouble.

by SiL3Nt J September 22, 2023