Nah, I'd win

A product of losing a certain jjk character and can't cope with the lost.
Person 1:Who would win him or you?
Person 2: if he is strong than it might cause me a little trouble.
Person 1: but would you lose?
Person 2: Nah, I'd win
Person 3: are you the strongest because you're person 2, or are you person 2 because you're the strongest?
Person 2: Domain Expansion | Skibidi virus
by Meik Oksluong February 01, 2024
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Nah, I'd win

What you say when someone asks you if you'd lose in a fight against another person, even if you will absolutely fucking die.
"If he regained all his power, he could give me trouble."
"But would you lose?"
"Nah, I'd win."
by Nunya Busy March 10, 2024
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Nah, I'd win.

"Nah, I'd win" is a meme that originated from Jujutsu Kaisen, with the line spoken by Satoru Gojo, or Gojo Sensei.
Would you lose?

Gojo sensei: "Nah, I'd win."
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Nah, I'd win.

The best thing to say when you're in a situation where nobody believes you'd win but you believe you would.

Also said by my beautiful and glorious blue eyed king gojo.
Person 1: Bro are you sure? He's literally built like prime Mike Tyson and literally as fast as a fighter jet.

Person 2: Nah, I'd win.
by Modimodo May 07, 2024
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Win-Gasm

Win-Gasm : pronounced like orgasm except with win on the front.

When something is so Win (great/amazing/fantastic) that you have a win-gasm over it.

can also be used as a plural : Win-Gasmic
Have you seen the new invisible iPod, its Win-Gasmic

I saw the new invisible iPod in the window and had an immediate Win-Gasm
by S33dy August 16, 2009
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Can’t win for losing

When you voluntarily lose (to make someone feel better, to end an argument), and then the situation gets even worse. So, what you thought you would gain by losing on purpose is lost anyway.

It’s a colloquial equivalent to paving the road to hell with good intentions.

(A lot of people writing their definitions for this are trying to make logic out of the phrasing but weren’t around when this phrase was more popular, leading to incorrect definitions.)
I let my spouse win the argument to calm down the situation, and now I’m getting criticized for not sticking up for myself. I can’t win for losing!
by Jemie Weino October 08, 2022
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play 2 win item

when a game makes people grind for an expensive thing that is superior to everything else else in a the (eg, a shooting game or a pvp game. This is different from game progression in an rpg or practice to improve.
Person 1: I hate people who use a laser rifle, its play 2 win item and they only use it for free kills
Laser Rifle User: Just get better at the game noob
by VileVine March 27, 2021
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