Table Shark

A server that will do their best to get as many tables as possible. This may be by seating themselves, taking over tables, changing rotation, etc. They want all the business to themselves.

I haven't made any money, Brenda's being a table shark and making all the tips!

by Yu-Gi-Oh Cardi B January 2, 2022

Blood Shark

It's the name of Jake Paul' Tesla Model X P100D. It's fast, and the reason he calls it the blood shark is that the wrap is gray (like a shark).

I just got my new blood shark.
My blood shark is so fast.

by Jake Paul's Tesla July 31, 2017

Surf the Shark

When one unintentionally does something very impressive.

In reference to Doug Niblack. He was surfing off the coast of Oregon when his surfboard hit a great white shark, he landed on the shark and "surfed the shark" for a few seconds before falling off.

"That was awesome! Did you mean to do that or did you just Surf the Shark?"

by Zapper Weisman October 19, 2011

Eddy shark

Aggressive, sometimes buzzed, usually hammered creature in slow parts of rivers.

When rafting and taking a stop in slow and calm water an eddy shark can be known to fuck your shit up. Good luck.

by PigNinja69 July 5, 2019

shark absorber

Devices used to absorb the Flow during shark week. Tampons.

Her: I need to stop at the pharmacy, it's shark week.
Me: Ahh, you're out of shark absorbers?

by geekJoeB August 20, 2019

playing sharks

When someone decides to eat your food; so in return, you eat theirs.

Mutha fucka ate my sandwich! Guess we all playing sharks up in here!

by djspeck August 16, 2016

Hair shark

Someone who scouts for attractive people with bad haircuts so when the hair grows back and they are attractive again, they will already be there.

Girl A: “Did you see Marks new haircut? Its so bad! He was so much hotter before!”
Girl B: “Apparently Genna is trying to swoop!”
Girl A: “Of course she is. Shes a hair shark. Genius move actually!”

by Greanbeen January 18, 2020