Ghetto Blessing

An minor unexpected win.
Term made popular in Chicago.

When you go to Wendy’s and order 4 nuggets but you get 5... ghetto blessing.

When you find a $5 in the laundry...ghetto blessing

by Encinitas Man April 22, 2021

Ghetto Hawk

A law enforcement helicopter engaged in surveillance and/or interdiction, usually over a lower socioeconomic area, i.e., "ghetto".

Run, Bob - the ghetto hawk might see us!

by WooWoo42 August 19, 2013

Ghetto Tamale

Ghetto tamale or ghetto tamales are one of the best comfort foods in a prison or a penitentiary. They are a mixture of crushed ramen noodles and crushed chips of any kind soaked in boiling water. It is what most like to eat alone in their cells hidden from their cellys after having an unpleasant jail meal or not enough food. If seen making it by other people around the tank or your celly they are bound to ask you for a piece.

Ingredients:

-1 bag of top ramen plain, no seasoning needed.

-1 bag of chips of your choice offered in a commissary.
-Empty bag of chips or noodles
-Boiling water
-Spork

Instructions:
Get the bagged ramen closed and start crushing the noodles till they are small crumbs or little pieces then open it. Take out the seasoning and save it since that is used to salt the tasteless food offered there, your celly will appreciate that. Get the bags of hips, open it and start crushing them till fine crumbs. Empty the bag of crushed ramen crumbs into the bag of crushed chips then mix it well. Add boiling to hot water, make sure you don’t fill it up with lots of water if not it won’t work just enough water to solidify the contents. Close the bag of chips rolling it into a bundle then roll it inside your blanket for best results. Let it sit there for 20-30 minutes, and enjoy.

Celly 1: Yo I’m about to make myself a ghetto tamale since the lunch food had so little food.

Celly 2: You make sure to save the seasoning because the green beans were so tasteless, and tomorrow they serving eggs so it goes good with the eggs.

Celly 3: Yo I’ll trade you a full roll of toilet paper for half of your tamale deal?

Celly 1: Fuck no homie get your own chips and ramen these aren’t cheap here you know.

by joshwua915 May 11, 2021

democrat ghetto

Every urban city ghetto in the US is run by democrats.

Memphis is just another example in a long line of democrat ghettos.

by Rev Sharpton February 17, 2023

CUNTRY GHETTO

Defining a temper. A cowgirl who has no issues fighting with anyone , she was raised in the country spent time in the hood and brought them together.

You better recognize before I go cuntry ghetto on your ass

by Celi1 July 9, 2022

ghetto mission

the act of doing sometihing completely random for shits and giggles. And it has to be in the Ghettoist place in the city, town and/or villiage.

i lit a cat on fire and took a piss on it to extuingish the fire, it was me and carson's ghetto mission.

by milflicker69 June 29, 2010

Ghetto Buffer

The area of ghetto and bad neighborhoods that separates a major city from the surrounding suburbs. To get to downtown, one must either go through, or around the Ghetto Buffer.

Wife: Honey, why are you getting on the freeway? It's a shorter trip on the smaller roads because of all the traffic on the interstate.
Husband: I'm not driving this car through those shitty neighborhoods. We have to avoid the Ghetto Buffer.

by Konbadboi July 26, 2016