Evan

Evan is a short king whose laugh brings everyone's mood up. He has almost zero flaws except for his height and his taste in girls; Evan, for some reason, is extremely attracted to fat bitches.

Look at Evan over there.

by lfp3 February 14, 2022

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evan chong

evan chong describes a chihuahua that is shaking so much cuz it’s so small and can’t do anything else but that. it’s very cute tho. so you can only use it if it’s a cute chihuahua that’s shaking HAHAHAHA

wow i love your evan chong

by sh3kby February 11, 2024

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Evan

Evan is a dickhead of a guy, he has big ears and looks like a fat ugly monkey

This guy is such an Evan

by Jokeing ofc February 26, 2024

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Evan Darling

a total nigger

that guys an Evan darling if I've ever seen one.

by ohyeahbabyswagmoney September 13, 2022

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Evan

One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, artistic, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. He also likes to tease his friends a lot. If you have an Evan in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make an impact for the better. He puts others before himself and he is often sinking in some form of depression. He is usually a pretty famous person on social media, most Evans have over 1k+ followers on social platforms.

"Who is that guy?"
"Oh, I'm pretty sure his name is Evan."
"Holy shit, that face is damn sexy, no homo."
"Yeah, it is, I wanna be that dude."
"Same here."

by TotallyNotTyme December 18, 2018

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