Jack nasty

Alright kids, a jack nasty is where a boy usually high school or younger who can't get laid masturbates 'jacks off' into some tissues. Since he is often not one to properly discpose of them, they drift about the room and eventually make their residence beneath his bed.

The resulting hard, crusty tissue wad peeking out from beneath the mattress... Is a jack nasty.

Person A: What's with the tissues, dude?

Person B: Nothing!

Person A: Man you was makin' jack nasties!

OR:

Man that chick was so fine but I'll never get with her. I cry alone at night and make jack nasties.

by Alexander C.R September 8, 2005

Mrs. Nasty

when a female picks her nose, hauks a loogie, or some other disguesting act to a part of her body while the male is not looking, before he continues to lick or suck that disired area

that bitch pulled a mrs. nasty on me last night, whatta sly mother fucker

by hannah the ho July 23, 2009

crack-a-nasty

means a wet fart

Dude, I so gotta crack-a-nasty in my pants.

by bones4 June 15, 2009

The ‘nasty’ Pfizer

This is a sexual move that can be practiced in a variety of ways It’s where you give your partner a dead arm then stick your penis their armpit crease alternatively you masturbate with a dead arm but in the elbow crease for a more sensual experience you may offer this up as an alternate of the ‘handjob’ to give you partner pleasure

Person A: me and the lady did The ‘nasty’ Pfizer last night

Person B: oh really which method?

by Joliver smodfith August 23, 2021

senator nasty

A booty bandit, a cock commander, and a dick demander.

Look at the that fool talkin' loud and citin' The economist, he must be a senator nasty.

by bizboy February 3, 2010

Nasty Nunu

Someone or something that is inappropriate.

"She said a Nasty Nunu word."
"He's a Nasty Nunu."

by NastyNunucreator November 5, 2019

Nasty patty

The act of covering your dick in hot sauce, horse radish, and toe nail clippings then dunk it in dirty toilet water dry with old gym socks before placing it between two buns

“It may have taken a little longer but the extra steps are definitely worth it to give her that fresh nasty patty”

by Just a rock’n’roll clown June 8, 2020