William TURDner

A perfect ass pirate. He is an Orlando Bloom lookalike.

William TURDner is starring soon in 'Ass pirates of San Fagcisco'

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 6, 2021

William p

When you agressively grasp the tip of a mans penis and twist until he screams much like the titty twister only different

That guy hit me in the dick and so i gave him a william p

by Clifford the big red asshole November 22, 2017

William Matthews

an arrogant prick often saying things like "god isn't real" and "i want to die" who often looks like willy wonka (the Johnny Depp version) most of the reaction it gets is "fuckin lesbian"

ew gross its a William Matthews

by inthaweeds January 28, 2018

Wet Williams

To surprise suck your finger and shove it in someone's ass chimney

My girl got me drunk and gave me a wet Williams

by Seymour ass captain June 19, 2017

William May

He is thiiicccc

WIlliam May is defined as a thiiicccc boi

by mrthiiicccc December 2, 2020

William Taft

A guy who gets stuck in a bathtub ‘cuz he’s too fat

*fat person gets stuck in a bathtub*

Oh they’re such a William Taft.

by Juniper Tree October 2, 2019

Darrell Williams

The sexiest man in existence

Girl: oh my god who is that sexy mofo
Other girl: *gasp* Its darrell williams

by Supernappyjr May 12, 2022