goated person

to say a person who is great/cool

bob: "hey look it's the goated person"
bob's friend: "omg"

by the blu ever!!! January 4, 2023

Goat getting

Goat getting - the act of taking a goat before a horse race . The goats were used to calm the horses .

1.Those hoodlums really got my goat
2. Hey Paul you wanna do some warm blooded goat getting instead of sitting around and getting polio

by Theabsolutegoat June 11, 2018

Goat Powder

1. An anti-febrifuge, concoted by tincture of ovine urine triple distilled, condensed and crystalised over a twelve year period on top of a mountain somewhere, for the purposes of having a life.

2. Archaeologist jargon for fucking the evidence.

3. Someone who has no life.

1. "Wanna buy some goat-powder, sonny?"

2. "This context change proves the saxon theory"

"There is no context change; you're making goat powder"

3. "Phil is so boring, he's goat powder".

by Captain Pugwasher November 18, 2009

Ugly Goat

a young person who always trynna get laid and seek for pleasure.

is boyfriend & girlfriend even a thing these days. fuck that. chase a bag, fuck bitches, live life. ~ Ugly Goat

by Ugly Goat August 3, 2019

stress goat

To fall over in paralyzed panic like a fainting goat.

Whenever Mat Frenz walks into a room, I totally stress goat.

by gryphoness February 12, 2015

backwards goat

Oral sex on all fours.

We were playing twister and I slipped a backwards goat on her when she wasn't expecting it.

by Jolly rancher September 22, 2016

Av Goat

fucking loser who eats cheese

“woah you eat cheese, what a disgusting Av Goat”

by Robert Job August 23, 2023