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ninja loot

In an MMORPG, the act of stealing treasure chests or other valuables by waiting for another player to engage any nearby aggro mobs and then ganking it.
"Dammit! That fucktard ganked my chest! I hate fucking ninja looters!"
by Fernando February 26, 2005
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bathrobe ninja

Noun. An idiot from TJHSST and William and Mary who runs around in a bathrobe hitting things with his reinforced heavy duty umbrella. Capable of focusing his energy into a Super Bathrobe Ninja form.

Like other ninjas, he is a mammal and he does flip out and kill things, but purely in the name of good. Without the killing.

Rival to Zuki's Ninja Clan, and currently involved in an illicit affair with the rival clan's leader.

See: Your new demigod.
by AstralFire August 3, 2004
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ninja balls

In reference to a ninja's testicles, or an adjective used to describe having ninja like testicles.
Joe: Man it took some ninja balls to wedgie that bouncer!

Dan: yeah, I know.
by neversweat May 24, 2006
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Funk Ninja

Funk Ninja's also have an inhuman tolerance for alcohol.
14 beers, no phase.
by Funky February 13, 2003
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ninja assassin

(v.) to excessively and wildly dismember a person's body using Asian weaponry (gallons of blood are typically lost from the victim's body when being ninja assassined)
Witness 1: Dude you completely ninja assassined that guy!
Assassin: Yeah I'm going cut his limbs off too.
Witness 2: Holy shit! There's blood everywhere!
by Kushikime December 1, 2009
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ninja sex

noun
1. sexual escapades that need to be performed in extreme acts of stealth and slyness, such by needing to remain anonymous to others around you.
2. sex at a party, movie theatre, or in the back seat of car when there are front passengers, in a house occupied by people other than yourself. where all acts performed must remain in shadows and be virtually silent. usually with clothes only 1/2 or partly off.
3. extremely drunken or high sex to where you are under the influence or alcohol or beer googles and the person you wake up next to you was definitely not the person you had remembered in your head. if it wasn't for their swift ninja like actions and your slightly impaired frame of mind then this wouldn't have happened. therefore ninja sex.
I hate when my inlaws come in town to visit. That means we have to have ninja sex for an entire week!

Do you remember Joe that frequents the bar? Yeah, I was pretty messed up last night and thought I was taking home a Dwayne Johnson look alike. When I woke this morning next to me I see Joe passed out! Damn ninja sex, if not Joe wouldn't have had a shot in hell!
by leovenus1977 January 17, 2009
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Bukake Ninjas

The History of Bukake is well chronicled. However, there is a ommission from the literary record. That is the importance of the Bukake Ninjas.

The Bukake Ninjas used an extreme form of Bukake to ridicule their opponents in battle. In Feudal japan, Bukake Ninjas were the most feared of all enemies, because after a defeat they would take all females from a village, be it mothers, daugthers or grandmothers and force these women into unremitting bukake.

It has been said that because of their rigorous training, Bukake Ninjas possessed an uncanny ability to produce insane amounts of semen, which they squirted over their victims face and torso.

Today, the Bukake Ninjas no longer exist, however their despicable acts shall not be forgotten
1. Dude, your an insane Bukake Ninja for what you did to that girl!
2. I'm going to cum all over your face like a Bukake Ninja!
by El Presidente April 4, 2005
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