Eat the apple!

Eat the apple...
Short for eat the apple, fu*k the core.
A phrase used by Marines to cathartically explain their disdain for the corps. Usually after getting fu*ked by the 'big green weenie".

SSGT speaking to a formation of Marines. "Well Gents, you were supposed to be on leave for the next 72 hours, but private pile here didn't clean his barracks room well enough. You will all now be staying late to field day your filthy rooms correctly and bring it up to the standards of our great corps.

Response from anonymous marine in formation. "Eat the apple!"

by Alby2141 November 19, 2022

Eat ham

Two words to describe a living legend

Friend: wow
Eat ham:what can I say I’m a legend

by Awe LTD October 9, 2020

eat cement

eat cement, otherwise known as ooga booga is basically jesus. but he also sounds like a twink so that balances his endless power out

octno: "hey ooga"
eat cement: "אני אכנס לבית שלך ואכל את החתול שלך."

by Soup__ October 21, 2021

Victor Be Eating

A fat nigga that be eating hella hamburgers and other foods

Weakness: Food

Mayo: Aye bro where my hamburger go?

Victor Be Eating : 😳
Mayo: You fat bitch

by Thee Deezy October 19, 2020

octopus eating

Using both arms to eat, with four forks in each hand. Nobody has ever been known to do it. If you do, put it on youtube.

Octopus eating is so hard as to be almost impossible

by DodoDude700 July 9, 2014

eating crust

Eating asshole

Hey Becky do you like eating crust

We Matt I don't eat asshole

by jackskelington September 23, 2016

eat shit

When you fall really fucking hard it can be on your face or not it doesn't matter

Guy 1: aye you seen that nigga eat shit while running the other day?
Guy 2: Yea he fucking hard as shit

by slumpin January 13, 2017