A person, typically a woman or feminine presenting, who is hired in an office enviroment solely based on their how pleasing appearance is rather then skill or effort.
by Cinderblockets November 1, 2023
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by Ernie Hater June 14, 2021
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The office snitch got everybody around him/her in trouble for a living and expected other people to be friendly and kind toward him/her.
by Solid Mantis September 28, 2019
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The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.
Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.
Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
Hey CO, why are you staying late?
Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
by BigDaddyBear53 April 12, 2025
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
Get the Why Do I Always Look Like The Police Officer Taking Notes In Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Episode <"'`~`48`~`Hours`~`48> mug.Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.
Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(
by h8 the magic office ride February 7, 2010
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