wood pusher

a no tallent wannabe who thinks that what they do is extream or hard. the kids at the skate parks who do the same line every time, and cry when someone gets in their way. they think that they are cool cuz they can grind a rail for 5 seconds.

Q:what do skateboarders do when they aren't going to land a trick?
A:kick their gay boards away and land on their feet.

same question for skaters
A:take the fall get the fuck and and try again

wood pusher:omg these kids are getting in my way of doing the same trick that i just did. here comes that damn skater(quick call him a fruit booter)

skater:stfu you think what u do is hard, try grinding a rail for more than two seconds. better yet try jumping over a sidewalk with a 5ft piece of grass behind it onto a rail that is about chest high and grind the whole thing.

by alpha1 skater November 6, 2008

Chopping Wood

The act of a male masturbating his morning wood.

Bill likes chopping wood better than truffle butter.

by Lesa Nelson November 25, 2015

The Wood Chipper

It is a sexual term for when during anal intercourse, a man hits the woman so hard in the stomach that she vomits.

Antonym; See The Reverse Wood Chipper

Joe stuck his wood in her ass and it came out the other side! He gave her the wood chipper!

by WNM July 24, 2006

chris wood

Urban bullfighter on a skateboard

A chris wood is someone who demonstrates the audacity of a bullfighter by pulling big dangerous tricks on a skateboard.

by onebrother January 21, 2008

wood chipper

doing a girl doggie style while she's puking

I gave my sweet girl a wood chipper Friday night after she drank those two bottles of cold duck

by una knight March 17, 2005

Mourning Wood

the expression of deep sorrow for someone who has passed, shown by having a boner

My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.

by GabePriest January 22, 2018

wood-pus

Wood-pus stands for wooden pussy: a wooden pussy means a floozy, ptretentious, hard to please white girl who doesn't enjoy to have sex.

Mate 1:" Did you hang out with Sabrina?"
Mate 2:" Yes, I did, but it's been a mistake. She kept annoying me from the beginning: I had to pay her dinner, buy her a teddybear at the luna park and bring her home and she didn't even kiss me! She's definitely a wood-pus."

by A spaghettione December 14, 2018