nipple ranch

When you jizz on the nipples and you wipe lettuce all over it. Substituting it for ranch when you broke as fuck. (Usually you make the partner eat it all)

Suzie wanted a salad but we were out of ranch, so we made nipple ranch instead.

by Cotton Picker 69/420 April 21, 2016

nipple hooker

Someone who sells their nipples for money.

Sara was a Nipple Hooker but she mad damn good money doing so.

by TattedJax October 27, 2013

Nipple bum

When your a bit of wet skin is sticking out of your arse hole

Ew you have a nipple bum

by Unknown2727291 April 19, 2016

nipple flakes

The crust off of nasty nipples

I didn't wear a bra in your shirt, because you told me to save those nipple flakes for later

by stoniebolony April 15, 2016

Nipples north

When your are drunk as a mofucker. Pass out on your back.

“Bro, I was so fucked up last night I was nipples north.”

by Ballerstatus01 January 31, 2020

Nipple you

Nipple you is to make you tingle. Nipple you is to make a person shiver with excitement.

You look so happy!

I just got nippled.
I want to nipple you

by Papa Deuce January 5, 2021

snizz nipple

to ejaculate on someones nipple and rub it in

bro i gave here the best snizz nipple

by kyl# May 25, 2023