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Thompson Machine Cunt

A sexual roleplay in which a man shaves his head and wears a nazi armband and the woman holds a Thompson drum magazine in her mouth. During climax, the woman must squirt at the nazi 30 times in a row to complete her roleplay as a Thompson Machine Cunt.
Hey babe wanna try roleplay? I was thinking either doctor, or Thompson Machine Cunt.
by D4DD1E September 5, 2017
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hobo cooling machine

a makeshift air conditioner unit, made up of a fan, a bowl of ice, and a large wet cloth. the ice is set in front of the fan, and the dampened cloth is placed over the fan and ice, sending cool air into the room. Works much more effectively than a fan alone.
"man, its so hot in here. We need a hobo cooling machine!"
by lucyinthesky185 November 12, 2009
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green cheese machine

1.) what you call someone who is an amazingly huge fag

2.) Someone who plays call of duty all day

3.) A kid with hair that looks like pubic hair

4.) A person who talks really slow like a stoner even though they dont smoke
kid- mr. moxley call me green cheese machine

teacher- go fuck yourself
by Garrett dockdella January 24, 2011
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it works on my machine

If something isn't working, it's always the user's fault. My machine is every machine therefore if it doesn't work, you are wrong.
Steve: Hey, I'm getting this error-
Alex: It works on my machine, you did something wrong.
by bbaovanc January 29, 2021
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Time machine dick

When a male's sexual performance is powerful enough as to initiate a female's menstral cycle days or weeks early.
Shark week wasn't supposed to start until next week but I got that time machine dick last night.
by UrbanTMD April 16, 2016
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machine gun shits

When you start shitting out turd after turd and it sounds like a machine gun.
Dude, kyle said he had the machine gun shits after he had mexican food last night.
by IM THE ASS MAN! July 10, 2016
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Portland Slot Machine

Placing a number of coins, preferably quarters, in your male partner's anus, and vigorously jerking them off until the coins shoot out. This is called "hitting the Jackpot."
I gave my hubbie a Portland Slot Machine last night, and he's still crying.
by SteveMcMann September 24, 2016
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